Victoria.

Sooooooooo......

it's your birthday. that mean we have to.........(click on video if you didn't get that reference already).

when i meet you i knew you were quite the catch. much like how you caught phil's eye.

or trapping me in your rape dungeon.

we been through the hard times.

and the good.

and the not so good.

and nights we will never forget...

the pie face times. ooooh god.

mmmaaaaaa head. why do you have sauce?

oooooooh goooooddddddd maaaa stomachhh....hahahahahahahahahahaha.i'm actually crying right now from watching that. let me see your face!

we are like two old people that share our lives hand in hand. even our von trapp play suits.

we like to sometimes paint giant rocks. shaped as elephants.

i like to be the wife in situations.

i cherish the special times we share. thanks bitch.

i hope we grow old together and drink cranberry omni to a scene much like this. because we are classy.

and because......

and i love you almost as much as you love cats.

love you more then smiles, rainbows, unicorns, push pops and chicken and mushroom pie face.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.